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Well I’ve waited as long as I could to try and explain “The Trump Gang”. This long awaited summary about what is really happening in the bizzaro world. This is truly the most devilish saga of of America I have encountered. I truly am afraid. I’ve been in and around most of the world gonna die scares, and they were plenty scary, but this is the worse than any doomsday article in the past. I will try to give both side of the saga but being a conservative that dislikes Trump with gusto. The recount may be a slightly slanted. Let’s just put that out there up front.
The subject is difficult and may be the only real conspiracy that turns out to be true.
There are too many words for a non-writer. I’m turning the project over to Ian (Sandy) Singer and Mark Frazier.

Hey Sandy nice to have you in on this task. I think the last time I saw you was at the Red Blazer. I think the Red Blazer is around 72nd and Lexington. We had just left some fancy restaurant where you brought down the house. I think the most hysterical evening I’ve had the pleasure to participate in. After you had those 3 Wild Turkeys you owned the room. I’ve come to you because we need to had a little humor to this dire situation. Bring back that old Harvard Lampoon and Red Blazer style. Hey, is that your hair or did you just scalp an angel. I’ll throw you the material and you put your spin on it. “Sounds good, but you really didn’t need to throw in the 3 Wild Turkeys”.

Hey, there he is the ruler of Krebs, Oklahoma. The eye-talian community you camped at during your article about Gene Stipe. What a great piece. OH Yeh, don’t forget Ta;loka Top or Bulah’s fried chicken. or that day with Jimmy Buffet at the Cherry Netherland. Someday that stuff needs to be written about.
I know you wrote the book “Trump and Me” and need your incite and your succinct style as New Yorker “Talk of the Town” writer.

Okay guys are you worried about the the state of America?